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> Hi *****!
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> BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES*****
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> > > CLINTON VIRUS:
> > > Gives you a 7 inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
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> > > VIAGRA VIRUS:
> > > Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
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> > > LEWINSKY VIRUS:
> > > Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails
> > > everyone about what it did.
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> > > RONALD REAGAN VIRUS:
> > > Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
> > >
> > > MIKE TYSON VIRUS:
> > > Quits after two bytes.
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> > > OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS:
> > > Your 200 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then
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> > > expands to 300 MB.
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> > > DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS:
> > > Deletes all old files.
> > >
> > > ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS:
> > > Disks can no longer be inserted.
> > >
> > > TITANIC VIRUS (a strain of the Lewinsky virus)
> > > Your whole computer goes down (but I think "our hearts will
> go
> > > on").
> > >
> > > DISNEY VIRUS:
> > > Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
> > >
> > > PROZAC VIRUS:
> > > Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
> > >
> > > JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS:
> > > Only attacks minor files.
> > >
> > > ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS:
> > > Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.
> > >
> > > LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS:
> > > Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then
> > discards
> > > it through Windows.
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