A SCOTSMAN GOES TO THE DENTIST.

 

A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much it is for an

extraction.

 

"£85 for an extraction sir" was the dentists reply.

 

"Och huv ye no got anything cheaper", replies the Scotsman

getting agitated.

 

"But that's the normal charge for an extraction sir", said the

dentist.

 

"What about if you didn't use any anaesthetic?", asked the

Scotsman hopefully,

 

"Well it's highly unusual sir, but if that's what you want, I

suppose I can do it for £70", said the dentist.

 

"Hmmmm, what about if you used one of your dentist trainees

and still without anaesthetic", said the Scotsman,

 

"Well it's possible but they are only training and I can't

guarantee their level of professionalism and it'll be a lot more painful,

but I suppose in that case we can bring the price down to say £40",

said the dentist, "Och that's still a bit much, how about if you

make it a training session and have your student do the

extraction and the other students watching and learning", said

the Scotsman hopefully.

 

"Hmmmmm, well OK it'll be good for the students I suppose,

I'll charge you only £5 in that case", said the dentist.

 

"Wonderful, it's a deal" said the Scotsman..."Can you book the

wife in for next Tuesday"